I was afraid my vagina was going to fall out. I sheepishly called Dr. S.
Me: Hypothetically speaking, if we had sex yesterday will my vagina fall out? (Like I’m going to tell on myself)
Dr. S: No, your vagina will not fall out.**
The doc certainly advised us against having sex for the next 2 weeks. But I feel like I’ve already broken the seal… I know, I’m bad.
**I do a lot of shit talking about my doctor (but duh, who else am I supposed to be pissed with) – but he’s a funny dude.
