So after a 3 hour sex fest on Saturday night (he ejaculated inside of me at least 9 times) I woke up to fun loving Sunday morning (2x to be exact). Unfortunately, it takes me forever to cum on Prozac but don’t worry I got the mission accomplished. Sunday night ended in getting wasted. Dancing the night away. Passing out from sheer exhaustion.
This morning MPS ran out of the house to work. As soon I went to pee I saw that an egg had been cracked in my vagina and the whites were running pouring down. This made me think about the fuck-tarded messages on fertility/pregnancy message boards “Did I miss my chance to get pregnant b/c my partner and I do the nasty once a month only? We had sex once last week and I think I just ovulated. Help girls — I really want to give him a baby. ” BARF. I puke in my mouth just a little thinking about those message boards.
I don’t want sex to be part of the fertility game. I know that makes absolutely no sense. Sex is not for making babies. Sex is for me and MPS to have mutual orgasms. I don’t ever want to think, “oh fug me, I think I missed my fertile window.” I’d rather be thinking, “shit my thigh is still killing me from that position last night.” Sex is supposed to be sexy, raunchy, and nasty fun. I refuse to have baby making sex. Hell mother fucking NO. I don’t cum from missionary. Correction, I have cum from missionary but it’s not my fave position. I like to be on top and the spermies may all fall out but whatever — at least I’m cumming. Legs in the air? Yes, my legs will be in the air when they’re wrapped around his head, neck or shoulders. I’m not lying in a bed with a pillow underneath my ass. I refuse to take my temperature daily. I refuse to pee on an opk test.
What I will do is promise to try to have sex at least once a day. I promise to honor my pussy and never forget that she is not just for making babies. Baby making is one of her tiniest responsibilities. She is my best friend. She is the holder of my secrets. She is the giver of my pleasure. Pussy, I will never forsake you!
