Infertile Cow’s Journey to the Slaughterhouse

I’d have an easier time getting pregnant if I were a crack whore or a 16 year old. Utterly lovely.

Texting Dirty June 26, 2008

Filed under: funny shit I say, horn dog — infertilecow @ 5:22 pm
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I’m pretty sure I already ovulated on my own this month.  I’m just super horny.  So I started playing with my buttons, the buttons on my blackberry that is.  I admit it — I am a text-a-holic.  I love texting… especially dirty texts to MPS.  I can move my fingers pretty fast over those tiny buttons! 

My Text:  Come home and do me.  Wanna eat a muffin?  U can help me out and provide some milk.

Like I’ve said before — sex should be raunchy fun.  Foreplay through words early on in the day just turns me on.  Texting dirty turns me on.  I suppose it’s not so hard too turn me on. 

Anyhow, I’m getting these weird slight cramps.  No time to worry b/c I’ve got sex on the brain.

 

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