Wow, I’m such a pessimist and I’m more than okay with being one. I believe most women who ovulate and are actively trying to get pregnant would be extra saint-like in the two week wait (2ww). They’d be giddy about the possibility of an impending pregnancy. They would stay away from guilty pleasures like espresso, wine and sushi. They would diligently take their pre-natal vitamins.
I don’t do that shit. First, if I was pregnant my vagina would open up and spit out the creature. Second, my first inclination during this 2ww is to over consume. Thoughts like, “hmm… maybe I should have an extra shot of espresso in my latte or a 2nd drinkiei just in case I find out I’m pregnant in a week.” It’s okay to indulge in the naughty before I find out I’m pregnant not after b/c then there’s massive guilt. Thank goodness for bright yellow line distinctions.
My logic is interesting.
