Infertile Cow’s Journey to the Slaughterhouse

I’d have an easier time getting pregnant if I were a crack whore or a 16 year old. Utterly lovely.

Time For Summer Fun July 8, 2008

Filed under: Feeling Like Shit — infertilecow @ 6:48 am

I wish my period would just come.  I think I would weep from joy.  Being in limbo just sucks.  Ass-hat clearly doesn’t get how much it truly sucks being in limbo-hell.  I suppose that’s a man for you.

I am so tired of this weird cramping bullshit on the lower right side of my belly.  Please oh please period please come.  I do not want to be pregnant right now.

I’m tired of this nonsense.  I just need a break.  I need room to breathe, relax and have fun.  It’s Summer.  I live in the best city in the world.  I have the coolest friends a chick could ask for.  It’s time to chillax and have a rockin’ Summer.  So, I’m done for now.  No more fertility anything.  No more visits to Ass-hat’s office.  I still plan on having mad unprotected sex (condoms — no thank you).  One of the best parts of marriage is access to mad unprotected sex.

I’m supposed to go see Ass-hat in 2 weeks to get more blood work done.  And I’m thinking — screw that shit.  If I don’t get my period in 2 weeks I’ll take another pregnancy test.  Hopefully it’ll be hella negative and I can enjoy the Summer having hella naughty fun. 

I may or may not update this blog until September.  I know there are people out there reading my crazy shit (I see you guys on Stat Counter).  I recognize a lot of the IP addresses b/c you’re my peeps and I gave you a link to this blog.  But who the fuck are the rest of you reading this??  I have an inkling of who you are (Surprise, I see you!).  I hope you’re getting a good laught out of this blog.  I’m pretty fucked up, so hopefully you feel less fucked up reading this crap-tastic blog.

 

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