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		<title>New Blog&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 17:54:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>But I Love My Perky Tits</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:39:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I distinctly remember the episode of Punky Brewster when she ate cheese puffs and did an exercise chanting &#8220;I must, I must increase my bust&#8221; so that her boobage would be bigger.  I&#8217;ve always wanted bigger boobs.  I&#8217;m a solid B cup.  I&#8217;ve always wanted to be a nice full, voluptuous C cup.  The idea [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=infertilecow.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3802200&amp;post=99&amp;subd=infertilecow&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Happiness Alludes Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:16:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So much has happened and I don&#8217;t have the time to write.  There&#8217;s lots to digest.  For a moment I reached clarity and then it escaped.  I live in my head a bit too much.. and that&#8217;s not living.  I&#8217;ll post soon, when I can get my head out of my ass.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=infertilecow.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3802200&amp;post=97&amp;subd=infertilecow&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Where In The World Is Infertile Cow?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:20:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I took time off from work.  Just needed it for my mental sanity.  The shrink agreed.  MPS surprised me with airline tickets.  He rocks. MPS is working and I&#8217;m sight seeing.  Poor him, lucky me. I absolutely love jet setting.  Booking a last minute flight gives me a rush.  Airports make me hate children.  One snot [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=infertilecow.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3802200&amp;post=91&amp;subd=infertilecow&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Time For Summer Fun</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 06:48:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://infertilecow.wordpress.com/?p=87</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I wish my period would just come.  I think I would weep from joy.  Being in limbo just sucks.  Ass-hat clearly doesn&#8217;t get how much it truly sucks being in limbo-hell.  I suppose that&#8217;s a man for you. I am so tired of this weird cramping bullshit on the lower right side of my belly.  Please [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=infertilecow.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3802200&amp;post=87&amp;subd=infertilecow&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My Doctor Is A Fucking Ass-hat</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:42:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://infertilecow.wordpress.com/?p=76</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I officially hate Dr. S.  What a fucking dipshit a-hole.  I get a call at 10:15 this morning to come in for a blood test.  I rush to the doctor&#8217;s office so I can make my 11 am Pilates class.  Thankfully, I didn&#8217;t miss Pilates or I&#8217;d be even more pissed off.  My doctor will [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=infertilecow.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3802200&amp;post=76&amp;subd=infertilecow&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Things Do Not Bode Well For Me</title>
		<link>http://infertilecow.wordpress.com/2008/07/07/things-do-not-bode-well-for-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:30:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>infertilecow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Friday, July 4th:  I had debilitating cramps.  They would come and go but hurt like a bitch.  I had to hunch over in pain.  Something was off. Saturday, July 5th:  Faint positive line on pregnancy test. Sunday, July 6th:  Faint positive line on pregnancy test. Monday, July 7th:  Faint positive line on pregnancy test.  Puked [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=infertilecow.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3802200&amp;post=74&amp;subd=infertilecow&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Oh My</title>
		<link>http://infertilecow.wordpress.com/2008/07/03/oh-my/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 06:07:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday I decided to get my act together.  Even though I&#8217;m not hungry from Prozac, I forced myself to eat.  I&#8217;m quite proud b/c the food just didn&#8217;t taste good.  I didn&#8217;t care &#8212; I made myself chew and swallow.  Nutrition!! Breakfast:  TJ&#8217;s heart healthy blueberry oatmeal with flax seeds. Lunch:  mixed green salad with [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=infertilecow.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3802200&amp;post=68&amp;subd=infertilecow&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Yup, Gearing Up To Pee</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:22:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went to Target and bought pregnancy tests.  I plan on testing on Saturday when I&#8217;ll be 12 dpo. On one hand I want the result to be negative: My bro is coming into town and we can go out and party.    I haven&#8217;t finished my miscarriage workup.  I wasn&#8217;t on model behavior during the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=infertilecow.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3802200&amp;post=65&amp;subd=infertilecow&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What Do I Want?</title>
		<link>http://infertilecow.wordpress.com/2008/07/02/60/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:55:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wrote MPS a love letter this morning.  Here&#8217;s a line from that letter, &#8220;Sometimes the love is so overwhelming that I feel like a wave has crashed over me and I&#8217;m drowning happily in you.&#8221; He makes me so very happy.  My friends make me so very happy.  My life in this cosmopolitan city [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=infertilecow.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3802200&amp;post=60&amp;subd=infertilecow&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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